BoloMKXXVIII
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What color is the wind?
Blew
Blew
Dad Jokes (let's hear your worst! ;-)
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Why don't monsters like to eat ghosts?
They taste like sheet!
Solarfun4jim
Solar seduced :-)
I was doing a discharge test using a heater and a very large fan, when i accidentally shorted a cell with my screwdriver...
.....well the SHTF.
.....well the SHTF.
Solarfun4jim
Solar seduced :-)
I just swapped our bed for a trampoline.....
....Wife hit the roof
....Wife hit the roof
BoloMKXXVIII
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What rock group has four men that don't sing?
Mt. Rushmore
Mt. Rushmore
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Positronium
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Why did the coach go to the bank?
To get his quarterback!
To get his quarterback!
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Two atoms walking down the street.
One atom get hit by an photon and falls down.
The atom gets up and says to the other atom, "Dude I think I lost and electron!"
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
The atom replies "Of course I am sure! I am positive!"
One atom get hit by an photon and falls down.
The atom gets up and says to the other atom, "Dude I think I lost and electron!"
The other atom asks, "Are you sure?"
The atom replies "Of course I am sure! I am positive!"
Positronium
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Why you should never trust atoms?
Because they make up everything!
Because they make up everything!
Positronium
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Marriage is a lot like a sarcophagi: nice to look at but eventually your tomb!
MrNatural22
?SW sunshine =⚡️⚡️lit up thru the darkness✌️
Dad: Whose skull is that you got?
Gramps: It’s Phillip.
Dad: What are you pouring in it?
Gramps: Some vodka and orange juice.
Dad: WTF???
Gramps: What?? as he chugs it down,
You never heard of a Phillips head screwdriver? ?
Gramps: It’s Phillip.
Dad: What are you pouring in it?
Gramps: Some vodka and orange juice.
Dad: WTF???
Gramps: What?? as he chugs it down,
You never heard of a Phillips head screwdriver? ?
Positronium
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Why shouldn't you fart in an Apple store?
Because they don't have Windows!
Because they don't have Windows!
What happens when pirates disagree?
An ARRRRgument!
(stole this one from woot.com today)
An ARRRRgument!
(stole this one from woot.com today)
FilterGuy
Solar Engineering Consultant - EG4 and Consumers
What do you call a rabbit with Fleas?
Bugs Bunny
Delmar
Solar Addict
Wits' End
Old guy, wanting to learn new tricks.
A priest, a nun and a rabbit walk into the blood bank. The phlebotomist asks the rabbit, what's your blood type?
The rabbit says I'm pretty sure I'm a type O
The rabbit says I'm pretty sure I'm a type O
DerpsyDoodler
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Ever heard the one about the jump rope?
Ahh, just skip it
