Joe Biden Edition battery now available!

[MTM98290]

Maybe someone in the marketing department saw ol' Joe on TV and decided that the two words are so powerful that it would be the perfect brand name.

 

[Plum Crazy Rob]

Coming soon..
BIGGLY battery!! (FYI - I cant believe these are the choices..)

 

[SparkyJJO]

I guess we know how well it (won't) work...

 

[Tulex]

Comes with a protective cover in the shape of a diaper.

 

[ScrotusGobbleBottom]

I wonder how it smells? I'm sure it's terrible.

I bet this battery gets all hot and bothered around children.

 

[MTM98290]

From what I hear it won't really function until noon then may or may not have a burst of energy for few hours, then it peters out and needs to rest.

 

[ScrotusGobbleBottom]

Such a wonderful thread.

 

[ScrotusGobbleBottom]

I cant believe these are the choices..)

I cry about this every day. Bigly and yuuuge!!

 

[MTM98290]

I wonder how it smells? I'm sure it's terrible.

I bet this battery gets all hot and bothered around children.

It does, but most won't talk about it. They bought into the hype and are just glad that their's isn't that awful orange one.

 

[MTM98290]

It has a glitchy communication sytem, no control over itself, It needs close monitoring at all times. It really seemed promising to supporters, but even they are losing faith.

 

[SparkyJJO]

Hm, I'll take biggly over no joke.
But I need to brew some more covfefe

Or maybe I just need a beer.

 

[MTM98290]

Hm, I'll take biggly over no joke.
But I need to brew some more covfefe

Or maybe I just need a beer.

The biggly may be better but it is a threat to 'Our Democracy'

 

[wpns]

Coming soon..
BIGGLY battery!! (FYI - I cant believe these are the choices..)

The BMS in the Bigly Battery consistently over-reports capacity.

 

[Tulex]

The BMS in the Bigly Battery consistently over-reports capacity.

I think you have that confused with the Biden battery, which increasingly doesn't go as far as it used to.

 

[Tulex]

On the positive side, the Biden battery is perfect for basement installs.

 

[Delmar]

Isn't that a LiFePoo battery?

 

[Primal1]

I understand the Biden battery has questionable connections and is unsafe around children and pets.

 

[MTM98290]

I think you have that confused with the Biden battery, which increasingly doesn't go as far as it used to.

No, no it is a much more progressive product than the brutish Biggly, It is Agenda 2030 compliant and will shut itself down in order to force you to live like a caveman...so that you can build back better, without electricity.

 

[KITROBASKIN]

Calendar aging is a significant concern with both models.

 

[MTM98290]

I ordered the Biggly Battery but they sent me the Biden Battery. I demanded a refund but they told me that I did not have standing to ask for a refund, the lady then informed me that I must be some sort of extremist for wanting what I ordered.

To add insult to injury the battery's diaper cover showed up ripped and heavily up soiled.
As others have pointed out, the connections are very shady, it doesn't have much energy and it smells foul. I will never trust it around children and now my dog seems almost as afraid of it as he is of Fauci and Michael Vic.

I put them in my basement as suggested by an expert here, and even then it didn't work. Unfortunately this has cost me a considerable amount of money and time! I am not happy about it!

I would give it 0 stars if I could! Very disappointing.